British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
That rat’s name is Remy, and he works here.
In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.
Personally, I think they should start doing this again
everyone i know in real life’s skype is just their name and the template skype icon meanwhile my internet friends are
Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like.
Not even joking.
I saw a couple ppl say ‘why is Kanaya cleaning Rose’s room. why is she being stereotyped as a mom’ and i think they forget
literal troll mom kanaya maryam
marina & the diamonds songs are always good. feeling depressed and sad? listen to marina & the diamonds. your boyfriend broke up with you and you need to get cheered up? listen to marina & the diamonds. daily reminder that you’re a badass bitch from hell who doesn’t need a man? listen to marina & the diamonds.
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
The only nail polish for me
i think my parents would yell at me if i died